& you suck.
I had a better social life when I was like 8 years old than I do now.
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(Source: dad-buscemi)
a white girl obviously wrote the second plot twistPlot twist: Only tumblr users survive the apocalypse because we were too lazy to go outside to see what was going on.
Second plot twist: We don’t realize everyone else is gone until we run out of food. We don’t really care until all the Nutella is gone.
Third plot twist: We finally all meet up because we have to repopulate the world.
Fourth plot twist: Everyone on tumblr actually gets laid.
(Source: braveponds, via ohtonks)
